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Greet God!
I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your space shuttle in thetelevision. In colour. And so cam me the idea to make holidays in theworldroom.
Without my crazy wife.
I am the Kraxlhuber. The King of Bavaria was my clock-clock-grandfather. Istand on a very bad foot with my wife. Always she shouts with me. She has ashrill voice like a circle saw. She lets no good hair at me. She says I am aSchlapp - tail. She wants that I become Buergermaster. But I want not to beBuergermaster. I have nothing at the hat with the political shit. I want myRuah. And so I want make holidays on then moon. Without my bad half. But I takemy dog with me. He is a boxer. His name is Wurstl. So I want book a flight inyour next Space Shuttle. But please give me not a window place. I would kotzyou the rocket full, because I am not swindle free. And no standing-placeplease. And please do not tell my wife that I want go alone. She has a bigSchrot-Gun. She would make a sieve from my ass. I need much comfort. A nicedouble room with bath and kloo and heating. And windows with look to the earth.So I can look through my far-glasses and see my wife working on the potatoefield. And I and my dog louhg us a branch (haehaehae). We will kringel ourselfloughing (hoehoehoe) ! Is was loose on the moon? I need worm weather and I hopethe sun shines every day. This is very good fuer my frost-boils. I need notmuch. A good bread time, a good Haxn and a Mass beer. Have they chew-tobacco onthe moon? If not, I bring it with. Is in the rocket place for my drive wheel?Tell the man of the moon that I come. I hope he has no wife. We can makeoutflights with my drive wheel. We can make crater-wandering. I bring him theBavarian national hymn bei. We can make tobacco chewing. We can drink a lot ofhopblossom-tea. I hope he is no Preiss ! We can spuck around the bed. We canmake finger-hooking. I bring the Bavarian flag with and we can danceshoeplattler around it. Have they flies on the moon? If yes, I bring myweather-frog with. De will get fat like a otter. I want make 5 weeks holidays.When you have a new rocket after 5 weeks, I wait for the next rainbow and drivewith my Radl. Please make a good price - under good friends. I cannot pay sopeppered prices, because my pocket money is not so much; send your answer to myneighbour Wastl Hintermoser. I have the honour.
Your Alois Kraxlhuber
P.S. Dont fly when is full-moon. My dog, this Pig-Bazi, becomes alwaysepileptic and makes so much noise.
I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your space shuttle in thetelevision. In colour. And so cam me the idea to make holidays in theworldroom.
Without my crazy wife.
I am the Kraxlhuber. The King of Bavaria was my clock-clock-grandfather. Istand on a very bad foot with my wife. Always she shouts with me. She has ashrill voice like a circle saw. She lets no good hair at me. She says I am aSchlapp - tail. She wants that I become Buergermaster. But I want not to beBuergermaster. I have nothing at the hat with the political shit. I want myRuah. And so I want make holidays on then moon. Without my bad half. But I takemy dog with me. He is a boxer. His name is Wurstl. So I want book a flight inyour next Space Shuttle. But please give me not a window place. I would kotzyou the rocket full, because I am not swindle free. And no standing-placeplease. And please do not tell my wife that I want go alone. She has a bigSchrot-Gun. She would make a sieve from my ass. I need much comfort. A nicedouble room with bath and kloo and heating. And windows with look to the earth.So I can look through my far-glasses and see my wife working on the potatoefield. And I and my dog louhg us a branch (haehaehae). We will kringel ourselfloughing (hoehoehoe) ! Is was loose on the moon? I need worm weather and I hopethe sun shines every day. This is very good fuer my frost-boils. I need notmuch. A good bread time, a good Haxn and a Mass beer. Have they chew-tobacco onthe moon? If not, I bring it with. Is in the rocket place for my drive wheel?Tell the man of the moon that I come. I hope he has no wife. We can makeoutflights with my drive wheel. We can make crater-wandering. I bring him theBavarian national hymn bei. We can make tobacco chewing. We can drink a lot ofhopblossom-tea. I hope he is no Preiss ! We can spuck around the bed. We canmake finger-hooking. I bring the Bavarian flag with and we can danceshoeplattler around it. Have they flies on the moon? If yes, I bring myweather-frog with. De will get fat like a otter. I want make 5 weeks holidays.When you have a new rocket after 5 weeks, I wait for the next rainbow and drivewith my Radl. Please make a good price - under good friends. I cannot pay sopeppered prices, because my pocket money is not so much; send your answer to myneighbour Wastl Hintermoser. I have the honour.
Your Alois Kraxlhuber
P.S. Dont fly when is full-moon. My dog, this Pig-Bazi, becomes alwaysepileptic and makes so much noise.