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ursusarctos · 18 Jun 2020

hoppel61 schrieb:
Anhang anzeigen 122703

Kann ich hier in der Gegend nicht so bestätigen - eher invasive bald vorherrschende Wildart

onkelfelix · 18 Jun 2020

Dazu eine kleine Matheaufgabe:

Jaqueline wiegt 102 kg, hat 3 Snickers und 4 Mars.
Sie isst 1 Snickers und 2 Mars und tauscht 1 Mars gegen 2 Bounty

Warum trägt sie Leggins?

Westwood · 18 Jun 2020

onkelfelix schrieb:
Dazu eine kleine Matheaufgabe:

Jaqueline wiegt 102 kg, hat 3 Snickers und 4 Mars.
Sie isst 1 Snickers und 2 Mars und tauscht 1 Mars gegen 2 Bounty

Warum trägt sie Leggins?

Damit die Diabetes Stumpen besser atmen können bei dem Zuckerverbrauch....

markswoman · 18 Jun 2020

onkelfelix · 18 Jun 2020

jägerenno · 18 Jun 2020

Try the WHAT?

BeagleBrigade · 18 Jun 2020

Sehr schön, wenn der @Franz_87 postet, kann ich mir den Besuch eines deutschen Bilderbretts sparen, über das nicht gespr0chen werden soll

Gelöschtes Mitglied 21941 · 18 Jun 2020

BAL · 18 Jun 2020

jägerenno schrieb:
Try the WHAT?

Missile vs. Hitle

Ich musste es auch zweimal lesen...

Agilo · 18 Jun 2020

Hab gerade ne mail bekommen von DHL bzgl. Zustellung einer Lieferung.
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(Sus scrofa) · 18 Jun 2020

BAL schrieb:
Missile vs. Hitle

Ich musste es auch zweimal lesen...

Hitile wäre für uns nicht Muttersprachler vielleicht einfacher zu lesen ( verstehen) gewesen.

jsmith · 18 Jun 2020

Agilo schrieb:
Hab gerade ne mail bekommen von DHL bzgl. Zustellung einer Lieferung.
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Sprichst du kein HTML?

Agilo · 18 Jun 2020

jsmith schrieb:
Sprichst du kein HTML?

Sorry, ist etwas eingerostet.
Französisch kann ich besser ;-)

Hohlweglauerer · 18 Jun 2020

Agilo schrieb:
Hab gerade ne mail bekommen von DHL bzgl. Zustellung einer Lieferung.
Der (gekürzte) Text sieht aus wie folgt (ungelogen, is so):

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